I am going to find you and separate your skeleton from your flesh and force the two to fight each other for a pay-per-view match and everyone in the world will watch your skeleton kick your flesh’s ass.
This is actually not funny, not really that creative or interesting, and just kind of flat.
I think you should give up your effort to find ways to describe harm to others.
On the plus side, your facial hair is pretty well-done. If it weren’t for the Woody-Allenesque glasses, nose, and haircut, and the choice of sweater that can only be described as “fruity”, the beard/mustache/eyebrows combination would appear quite inimical. Your ears are relatively neutral, so maybe scarring one of them would be a good idea.
Oh, and given that you’re not going to be that much for physical intimidation, I’d suggest you start claiming psychic powers or an incredible facility with technology (okay, you mention the fans. Maybe build on that.)
Maybe you would make a good villain in an Austin Powers movie. Maybe not the lead villain, since that’s Dr. Evil, but a main henchman or something. You know, if they were making those anymore.
This is not intended to be funny interesting or creative. If I ever meet a person named Huh I am going to follow that person home and then release falcons in that person’s bedroom and then barricade the door. I hope that person will be you and that you will become extremely bloody.
I am so not even afraid to leave my name because I am already dead….I died from laughing all of these. You are the funniest person I know. I bet you will find it hard to hate me after this, but I hope you still manage to find a way to harm me.
Savannah you are the worst person in the entire world and I am going to tie one of your arms to a horse and your other arm to another horse. Then I am going to drop the three of you out of an airplane.
Oh yeah? Well i’m going to force you to imagine that i’m rubber and you’re glue and everything that you threaten to do to me will bounce off and… be threats… to you
I am going to rob your family of everything they own and sell it all and use the money to pay scientists to switch the chemical properties of both rubber and glue so that the threats you bounced back at me will in turn bounce back at you and then all of the horrible dreams I dream about you will come true.
1. “Huh” is no longer with us, and by “with us,” I mean he/she/it has moved on from this world, and by “moved on from this world,” I mean he/she/it has passed away, not that his/her/its being has been separated from his/her/its body and sent to a new dimensional location. If such a being even exists, I was sure to set up an experimental soul-catching device, which I aimed directly at “Huh” while I was torturing him/her/it. I then launched into the sun a rocket containing the experimental soul-catching device, as well as the corpse of “Huh.”
2. I am going to do the same to you Megan Veit, except I will keep you alive in the rocket and before I lock you in the rocket I am going to smash all of your possessions with a sledge hammer so that the pieces spray all over your body like Gallagher melons.
I didn’t leave my name because I’m scared.
I am going to find you and separate your skeleton from your flesh and force the two to fight each other for a pay-per-view match and everyone in the world will watch your skeleton kick your flesh’s ass.
This is actually not funny, not really that creative or interesting, and just kind of flat.
I think you should give up your effort to find ways to describe harm to others.
On the plus side, your facial hair is pretty well-done. If it weren’t for the Woody-Allenesque glasses, nose, and haircut, and the choice of sweater that can only be described as “fruity”, the beard/mustache/eyebrows combination would appear quite inimical. Your ears are relatively neutral, so maybe scarring one of them would be a good idea.
Oh, and given that you’re not going to be that much for physical intimidation, I’d suggest you start claiming psychic powers or an incredible facility with technology (okay, you mention the fans. Maybe build on that.)
Maybe you would make a good villain in an Austin Powers movie. Maybe not the lead villain, since that’s Dr. Evil, but a main henchman or something. You know, if they were making those anymore.
This is not intended to be funny interesting or creative. If I ever meet a person named Huh I am going to follow that person home and then release falcons in that person’s bedroom and then barricade the door. I hope that person will be you and that you will become extremely bloody.
I’d add, this isn’t even close to every day.
Falcons.
This amuses me.
I hope you still find it amusing when I inject you with dark matter using the space needle because I will be laughing.
I am so not even afraid to leave my name because I am already dead….I died from laughing all of these. You are the funniest person I know. I bet you will find it hard to hate me after this, but I hope you still manage to find a way to harm me.
Savannah you are the worst person in the entire world and I am going to tie one of your arms to a horse and your other arm to another horse. Then I am going to drop the three of you out of an airplane.
Oh yeah? Well i’m going to force you to imagine that i’m rubber and you’re glue and everything that you threaten to do to me will bounce off and… be threats… to you
I am going to rob your family of everything they own and sell it all and use the money to pay scientists to switch the chemical properties of both rubber and glue so that the threats you bounced back at me will in turn bounce back at you and then all of the horrible dreams I dream about you will come true.
i don’t understand. is “huh” seriously angry or just trying to fit in with the theme?
1. “Huh” is no longer with us, and by “with us,” I mean he/she/it has moved on from this world, and by “moved on from this world,” I mean he/she/it has passed away, not that his/her/its being has been separated from his/her/its body and sent to a new dimensional location. If such a being even exists, I was sure to set up an experimental soul-catching device, which I aimed directly at “Huh” while I was torturing him/her/it. I then launched into the sun a rocket containing the experimental soul-catching device, as well as the corpse of “Huh.”
2. I am going to do the same to you Megan Veit, except I will keep you alive in the rocket and before I lock you in the rocket I am going to smash all of your possessions with a sledge hammer so that the pieces spray all over your body like Gallagher melons.